Hafiz Gul Bahadur, Pakistani “militant” supremo in North Waziristan (and one of the “good taliban” with whom the Pakistani army has a ceasefire agreement) has ordered a halt to Polio vaccination in his area.
This will show the bloody crusaders. We are now capable of giving our own children polio in order to make the White devils feel bad.
Interestingly, the White devils (or some of them…they are not all angels) WILL feel very bad about this and will lament their CIA’s use of vaccination as a tool of espionage. But the angelic White devils dont run the CIA so Hafiz Gul Bahadur’s brave resistance will fall flat. Some unfortunate kids will no doubt fall flat as well.
I know, terrible pun. But these are terrible times.