Ram Jethmalani: I don’t like Ram, he was a bad husband. (Yes, but you are an atrocious lawyer).
Javed Akhtar (when a journalist asked him if celebrities use social work to hide their black money): They (people like his wife Shabana Azmi) don’t pocket any black money. (Maybe she engages in social work to remove the sins acquired when she stole a married beta)
Rahul Gandhi (public lecture to the BJP): “We helped you in the Kargil war and now you should help us with FDI”. He also said (during recent UP elections): “My grandmother broke Pakistan into two.” (Yes, but your great-grandfather broke India into two)
Jawed Naqvi is not amused, would prefer Rahul follow the dictum “It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt” (http://dawn.com/2012/11/08/nothing-to-say-have-a-cigar/).