The post below is inspired from Hakim Hazik’s absolutely devastating writeups on Pakistan. I didn’t intend to copy him but this was kinda what I was feeling when I learnt that Shiv Sainiks are gonna make Mumbaikars take another forced day off for “prayer and contemplation”. Most right wing nuts are almost too easy to caricature and Bal Thakre was one of the most contradictory personalities who ever lived.
Our Supreme Leader, reincarnation of ‘philosopher soldier’ Adolph Hitler, the Shadow of God on Earth, Hindu Hriday Samrat, Dharm Dhwaj Rakshak, Chakravarti , Maratha Senapati, Scourge of the Mlecchas, Chhatrapati Shri Bala Saheb Thakre Ji Maharaj, is one with the Force.
Let us show our respect to Him who resolved to put steel in the backbone of Hindus and Marathas by being the most pusillanimous we have ever been. Let us kneel when we are asked to bow down, lie flat on our faces when we are asked to kneel. Let us close down Mumbai for ever.
We cannot live in a world without Our Fuhrer. Let us commit mass suicide.