Once Romney looses we DRIVE OUT THE MORMONS.
Oh, I bet there’s a lot of scrambled packing and wagon hitching in Provo tonight!
Cry louder ye sons of Nephi!
KOLOB IS DISTANT AND HEAVENLY FATHER CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!
Oh, the day of the sharpening of knives has arrived….
Charted planes from Arkansas to Mountain Meadows are being loaded as we speak.
Ye faithful unto Christ, gird yourselves, fill your packs with wine and viagra, for the Day of The Great Vengeance is at hand!
At this final critical moment on election day I’m happy to bring the world the following largely unknown information about the incumbent.
Much has been speculated about the president on the fringe right but hardly any in-depth look at his myriad and dubious relations has been offered in the mainstream media. Here at Brown Pundits, we’re happy to resolve the problem of the lacuna in the public’s knowledge regarding their president/candidate by sharing this picture I took a few weeks ago in Chicago at the world headquarters of a certain sect belonging to a larger religious group which shall remain nameless. Suffice it to say that the congregation was almost exclusively African American and that the person leading the prayers was a close relative of the Obamas and that the photograph was taken outside the prayer hall shortly before the prayers were to commence.
Obviously you all know the religion in question but just in case you’re not sure you do, these links should clear it up.