2014

All years and months

Kamila Shamsie pro-community, anti-nation

The poster criticises Kamila Shamsie’s defence of the right to stay silent during national anthems, arguing that as an elite with dual citizenship she should weigh its benefits, and asks…

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Jobs in religious engineering (5 Lakhs/month)

Quotes a Times of India report that the amicus curiae recommends Rs 5 lakh a month for head priests of Sree Padmanabhaswamy temple, with the poster joking about new careers…

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Russians are losers

Posts a comic American account of Russian history from the Vikings to Ivan the Terrible, with the poster adding that history favours the victors and recalling America’s own record, including…

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The honorable Maulana is a traitor

Reports that the JUI-F’s Maulana Fazlur Rehman alleges an ‘ISI within the ISI’ behind kidnappings and killings, with the poster wondering whether Nawaz Sharif prompted the remark and asking readers…

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Geo TV ordered off air by ISI (not yet)

After Pemra disowned three members’ decision to cancel Geo’s licences, the poster sees a tussle between Nawaz Sharif and the Deep State, bets Geo will return stronger, and hopes the…

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History of modern India (without scare quotes)

Praising Chandrahas Choudhury’s precis of modern Indian history, the poster adds that majoritarianism stays a danger until minorities gain strength, notes Manipuris face harsh laws, and expects Bengal and Kerala…

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Shudra is king!!!!!!!!!!!

Reacting emotionally to Modi’s election as BJP parliamentary leader, the poster welcomes a Shudra succeeding a Brahmin president, hopes a Dalit and a Muslim prime minister follow, and asks Modi…

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Modi Sarkar Predictions

Writing as a non-expert, the poster predicts that a capitalism-friendly government under a leader with real power will let a lot of people make a lot of money in India,…

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William Dalrymple: Afghanistan > India

Reports William Dalrymple’s view that Afghanistan’s top presidential candidates outclass Modi, Rahul Gandhi and Kejriwal, with the poster replying that elites without a vote base lack authority and that a…

Brown Pundits Archive20 May 20143 comments
Ummah firster vs. Dharma firster

Casting India’s contest as Ummah-firsters against Dharma-firsters, the poster says the former expect a lower caste-Muslim alliance to topple upper-caste rulers, and warns with the case of Jogendranath Mandal, who…

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